Huh? Guantanamo Bay inmates are being offered resume-writing classes

Posted at 2:25 PM, Jun 05, 2013
and last updated 2013-06-05 14:30:05-04

Lisa:The prison that houses 9-11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Muhammad…among others…is now offering its detainees a number of courses including resume writing.

And that’s not all.

Joint task force Guantanamo has listed the variety of classes available to its 166 prisoners, as part of their indefinite stay.

Aside from interviewing and resume writing, detainees can also take a life skills class, computers, personal health and wellness and personal finance and business.

The classes are part of ‘the instructional program’ at Gitmo, which teaches literacy, English as a second language and art.

Lionel: Here’s what you really need to know.

Just when you think you`ve heard everything, this comes along. Imagine this. Well Mr. Al-Zawahiri I’ve been reviewing your employment application and was most impressed with your writing and interview skills. As you know this is an entry level position, that doesn`t pay much.

This last known address listed: Guantanamo. That isn`t camp x-ray is it? And this reference you`ve listed: a Mr. Al Qaeda, does he have an email or contact number? Well, everything seems to be in order. Oh, one more thing. A little advice, when cold-calling prospective clients, I`d lose that ‘death to the infidels’ tag line. I`m just saying.