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Smells like destroyed childhood spirit

Posted at 10:20 PM, Apr 12, 2013
and last updated 2013-04-13 05:04:57-04

It smells like crushed childhood spirit.

Ethan Clos, a five-year-old boy was unceremoniously sent home from kindergarten because his Mohawk haircut proved too “distracting” to other students. Imagine that. He was told that he cannot and could not return to class until he loses the distinctive ‘do. School dilettantes and close-minded psycho bureaucrats said the hairstyle violated their dress code by being ‘disruptive and distracting’. Give me a break!

His mom, one Keshia Castle, said her son considered the haircut ‘cool.’ Too bad, kid. Get along, move along and adapt. Be a good sheeple.