After an Ohio prosecutor files pretend charges against Punxsutawney Phil for misrepresenting the beginning of spring, PIX11’s Greg Mocker announces a mock trail for New York City rats.
The case against the rats includes charges of breaking and entering and disorderly conduct. It will be heard by a rodent jury of their peers.
And for the record, that’s Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the top left of the picture. He used another name on his jury questionnaire.