Three highly-trained attack dolphins with guns attached to their flippers have gone AWOL in the black sea.
This Doctor Evil-style freakiness is courtesy of the Ukrainian navy.
The dolphins are trained to use special knives and firearms to kill enemy divers.
But recently, these murderous mammals disappeared, according to Ria Novosti News . They went rogue, presumably to go in search of mates.
It’s believed that dolphins are the second best choice to arm with weapons.
The American military has a dolphin program, but those animals aren’t trained to shoot or stab divers.